Hoooray, internets!!11 Time Warner showed up today and fixed whatever problem there was. I don’t know how a normal working joe handles this many channels. Tried running coax to the other end of the apartment with my antenna, didn’t help OTA reception. Looks like I’ll be chipping in for HD channels now.
Went up to IKEA tonight to look for a new dresser and desk. Found a set I liked, but boxes were way too heavy for me to lug home.